A new canned pasta dish has had resounding success among niggers, say select grocery stores across America.
ConAgra Foods, makers of classic canned foods such as Chef Boyardee, has announced a new nigger food that already has nigger dietary staples
such as KFC and Watermelon on the ropes.
"Bix Noodles" will be coming to grocery store shelves throughout America in the very near future, says ConAgra spokesman Levi Shekelberg.
"Oy, one of the best parts of Bix Noodles' arrival in neighborhood stores is to combat racism, and to make Bix Noodles universally available, is that EBT will be the only form of currency accepted for Bix Noodles by ConAgra", Shekelberg hisses while rubbing his rat paws together gleefully. "We've also designed Bix Noodles to taste the best when using a Nike Air Jordan as a serving dish", cackles Shekelberg, only occasionally looking up from counting his money.
So remember kids, get your Bix Noodles. Theeeeeeyyy're mufuggin Great!!
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[–] GibbsMeedat ago
Funny April 1 story