A new canned pasta dish has had resounding success among niggers, say select grocery stores across America.
ConAgra Foods, makers of classic canned foods such as Chef Boyardee, has announced a new nigger food that already has nigger dietary staples
such as KFC and Watermelon on the ropes.
"Bix Noodles" will be coming to grocery store shelves throughout America in the very near future, says ConAgra spokesman Levi Shekelberg.
"Oy, one of the best parts of Bix Noodles' arrival in neighborhood stores is to combat racism, and to make Bix Noodles universally available, is that EBT will be the only form of currency accepted for Bix Noodles by ConAgra", Shekelberg hisses while rubbing his rat paws together gleefully. "We've also designed Bix Noodles to taste the best when using a Nike Air Jordan as a serving dish", cackles Shekelberg, only occasionally looking up from counting his money.
So remember kids, get your Bix Noodles. Theeeeeeyyy're mufuggin Great!!
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[–] RedditDead2005-2015 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
How about mud pies just like momma used to make? Nig cuisine and their cultural contribution to civilized society.
[–] Lol---wut 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I see your mud cookie and raise you mosquito burger.
http://youtu.be/DQeyjgSUlrk
[–] RedditDead2005-2015 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
WTF??! Is this an April Fool's joke? I know bugs are high in protein, but the energy you'd expend to catch even one ounce of mosquitoes would be equivalent to 1 pound of mosquitoes to replenish it. And mosquitoes, unlike other bugs, are carriers of disease like malaria, West Nile, AIDS, etc. because they make ideal carriers of infected blood that they drink. I guess the cooking might kill the viruses but who knows. Fucking animals living like my ancestors did 10,000 years ago.