I won an eBay auction for a stuffed animal for my collection. I have particular tastes.
The only problem is that I see in PayPal, the seller's first name is Rashanda, a nigger name, and it shipped from Houston.
The cost of shipping is about the same as the stuffed animal, so I'd like to de-nigger it if at all possible. Houston has bedbugs, and niggers are not known for their good smell. Do you think it would suffice for me to soak the stuffed animal in vinegar and wash in hot water?
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[–] scrimmmy ago
Microwave that motherfucker for 2 mins, then the sanitary cycle on a front loading washer.
[–] truthhurts09 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
A microwave won't do the trick. They rely mostly on the absorption of energy of water molecules to heat the item being microwaved. Now the bedbugs would be susceptible to this but since microwaves typically use a wavelength of 12.2 cm the bedbugs are too small to reliably receive enough energy to kill. (This is why if you put a large object like a frozen pizza in a microwave you'll get spots that cook more quickly and slowly.) For a brief explanation of the science behind this. The sanitary cycle on a dishwasher would be the real kill factor but would be much more likely to damage the stuffed animal.