Archived CBS' Nancy Drew Will Be "Diverse" - Lesley Goldberg. (hollywoodreporter.com)
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Archived CBS' Nancy Drew Will Be "Diverse" - Lesley Goldberg. (hollywoodreporter.com)
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[–] QuintiliousJones 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Great ... Nigger Drew in her 30s , working for the NYPD. To be played by Gadbourey Siddibe (the ugly fat sheboon from "Precious").
Shebonti logged in from home to check the duty roster while eating breakfast - waffles made from organic wheat and free range chicken.
"Aw hell nah!" she exclaimed. "Another white supremacist murdered an innocent 12 year old black chile who dindu nuffin. This Sons of Trump extremist group needs to be shut down!"
She walked out of her nice Bronx brownstone and took the "6" train to the NYPD office in Manhattan. As a former plus size model, she fit right in to the energy and high-fashion of the city.
"Shebonti, glad you're here, growled Chief McGuffin (played by Ed Asner) - you are the only one smart enough to figure out how to smash the Sons of Trump! These white extremists are a plague on New York City!"
etc. etc.
[–] BlackGrapeDrank 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"Black Nancy Drew, Tyrone may have some clues about the murder."
"Tyrone dindu nuffin. sheeeit."
[–] Margaret_Thatcher 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It was YT! Dusunt mattur wich one!