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[–] 3260042? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

At my work we have to create lists of requirements for positions and the HR cunts are always "editing" them. The result is we advertise entry level positions that require 2 years' experience or demand a candidate have five years' experience in software that's been out for three years and other such insanity.

My advice is to just lie your head off if it'll get you past these worthless cunts. Claim to be Amerindian, pad your experience, et cetera.

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[–] confused_teabagger [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I have 15 year of experience using the react library on windows 10 and el capitan and am fluent in Mexican.

Gibs me dat job pleese!

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[–] Gottmituns ago 

Just say you're black, they can't question it.