So I noticed a lot of use of TNB. Didn't know what it meant and had to look it up on urban dictionary, and that led me to thinking about the different slang around the nation and world. I'll share a couple from Florida that I haven't seen, and if y'all can think of any unique or regional lingo, please share!
TND = Typical Nigger Deal. Basically the crazy shit we've all come to expect from coons. Chimping out, going apeshit, just acting stupid as fuck and getting away with it because everyone expects a nig to nog eventually.
NGL = Niggers Go Long. A football phrase used in lieu of Hail Mary, usually referencing when your team is down in the fourth quarter. "Shit, 5 seconds on the clock and we're at midfield? Time to call an ngl and hope our jigs are some combination of faster, taller, or on better uppers than their jigs are."
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[–] Wheremahgibbs 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Amusingly, once my office manager ejected several black women for their chimp out, and we haven't gotten any more chimp puts since. Basically lots of profanity, in front of kids shopping with their parents. They tried to get me to reverse the store ban, and I showed the the cctv tape. I asked them if that's something that they felt was appropriate for a public setting. When one of them said,
"Naw, but.."
"Well there you go. Tell Dan at GameStop we said 'Hi.' Here's my card, please feel free to contact our lawyer or police if you feel like you've been wronged in any way, legally."
Didn't do SHIT. Skunked out, and now our monkey house has the most well behaved chimps you dun eva seen. Even got an apology from one of their teenage kids, who's a regular.