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[–] con77 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

They are knowingly terrible customers. 12 top. seperate checks. Musical chairs.

I put a steak down in front of the wrong guy. He laughs and says "thats not mine". A guy on the other end of the table says its his.

But now he doesnt want it because it sat on the table for 5 seconds in front of the other guy! I say "fine. It'll take about 20 minutes for another one.

Now he wants it because hes hungry and putting on airs takes 2nd place. Then they all piss and moan at the auto gratuity added to parties of 6 or more. " But we gots seperate checks!" Tough. Pay up.

To be fair I would rarely get whites that were just as bad but you could count on it with blacks.

We had a joke in the restaurant. "You know why US Hwy 19 is the longest road in the world? because it stretches from Africa to Appalachia!".

[–] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I did that job for years and you're 100% correct. Fuck, even nigger servers don't want to wait on other niggers, and they complain the loudest about how bad niggers tip.

[–] con77 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

HAA! I was gonna mention that. Place was, 25 years ago, relatively expensive. EVERY night 10 minutes before close (10pm) 2-3 4 tops of niggers would come in. Get steak and lobster and leave a couple bucks on a 200 dollar check.

The head server was always the closer so I would laugh and shake my head. I had a co worker named larry that would tell people that were shitty tippers to be sure to ask for (my name) when they came back.

The manager would say I had a call party. i walk up to the table and the people and I would stare at each other in confusion. then Larry would walk by and they'd say " there xxx is!" fukn Larry. I had to admit it was funny.