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[–] Smallest_Skil 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

hahahahaha thats funny Did you hear about the coons drilling into the transformers for the yummy mineral oil to cook their food in. Yea they actually do this. They eat poison. Then the transformer gives out and they chimp out because the magic power is out.

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[–] lacrimamosa 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yes. Also, they crack open the skulls of bald men in the belief that there's gold within. And (this one is well known because of the feminist angle) they rape virgins in the belief that it will cure their AIDS.

Also, heard one on 4chan about some bleed-heart NGO that went there to combat diseases. They discovered that a bunch of diseases are caused by the idiots not purifying their drinking water. So attempt #1 - explain it to them. "you guys need to boil your drinking water."

Diseases persist. Check back with them. They're boiling it for like 2 seconds. Attempt #2 - clarify. "you need to boil it for at least two minutes."

Diseases persist. Check back with them. They can't remember how long a minute is. Attempt #3 - foolproof system. A bottle of water with a small hole in it such that it takes two minutes for the water to drip out. "Hang this outside your house and use it as a clock. When the water starts boiling, fill the bottle and watch it. When all the water has dripped out, then two minutes has passed and your boiled water is safe to drink."

Diseases persist. Check back with them. It was taking too long for the "timer" bottle to drain, so they poked more holes in it. Now it drains super fast. We're so much smarter than the white man!

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[–] Usernamenameuser ago 

I believe all of this.

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[–] Smallest_Skil ago 

I thought it was they rape an infant for a nigger to cure aids.