is not guard dogs cause niggers will just try to steal them if they can get a chance. Instead invest in a couple of good sized terrariums and couple of 8' or so red tail boas. They are a good size to be intimidating to about anybody who doesn't like snake let alone to pavement apes.
Every stereotype about niggers swimming is every bit as true with niggers and snakes. It is funny as hell, they are more scared of a snake than they are on coming up on somebody packing. I had the misfortune of living in the city at one point and a drinking buddy decided to bring this nigger he met at the bar over to my apartment to hang out. I hollered at my buddy to come on in when he got there not knowing he had the nigger with him. Said fucker decides he was going to jack us as soon as he came in and pulled a shit little ghetto special out. Well I came out of the spare room with about a close to 10' red tail across my shoulders.
You know the old movies that haven't been edited where you can really see the whites of their eyes? Heh, fucker would have been at home in any of them. He didn't even notice I had my .45 in my hand. Only thing he could see was that snake. As soon as it registered to him he dropped his gun and damn near knocked my door down running off. Me and drinking buddy took a minute then about busted a gut laughing.
Once I calmed down a bit I made it clear to drinking buddy that I didn't appreciate him bringing a nigger to my place and he made it clear he didn't appreciate a broken nose. I had never gone out of my way to make my views clear before hand, but I had gone out of my way to avoid niggers when we were out drinking. Well I made it clear after that and we never really much interacted after that for a long time. Years later though we ran into each other and he did finally end up owning up that I was right. His decisions and view ended up coming back to bite him.
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[–] Dauphin 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I can only imagine... When I was in college I was at a college in a desert town and there was this big black kid from Africa. In this state, scorpions are very common and pretty much leave you alone. Some chick in class saw a scorpion coming towards where the African kid was sitting and calmly said "there's a scorpion." This big tall black kid started screaming and got on top his desk and was almost in tears. It was quite shocking to everyone because not even the girls were reacting as dramatic as this kid... it was fucking scorpion... so I can only IMAGINE a snake... lmao.