Ok east of Houston by 100 miles at 4am and now in Birmingham AL.
Fuck Louisiana that state went full retard. None of the rest areas don't have a cop looking at you and the restrooms were closed at the two I stopped at on I-10. Every gas station restrooms were closed to public....I pissed on the side of the highway.
Cops fucking every 3 miles down I-10 and up to Mississippi on I-59 north.
Once in Mississippi I didn't see hardly anyone on the roads.....just a few semi trucks, and the occasional Boomer going 100mph in an esclade or Tahoe. Then the moment I hit Alabama on 59 north.....every fucking one of them pulled over lol.
I am on the nicer side of Birmingham, but can still hear the boom boom of the nigger beats.
Kinda tired or I would go out and see wtf was with this place.
I have to go to Walmart for printer ink and laundry soap for my clothes. Was sweating like an Alabama nigger back in Texas this week and forgot my soap at home.
Will update on the nigger infestation tommorow goats.
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[–] kreepyasskraker 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
Australian accent "Here we see the North American Pavement Ape in his natural habitat. Let's watch as young Tyrone trys to sell drugs to Letavious! Uh oh! Looks like the local troop of silverbacks are about to start another gangwar! hail of gunfire Fortunately we are well out of range of their hi points. Danger! Danger! Danger! If you listen closely you can hear their mating song retarded jungle beat blasts from a 1990 Pontiac on spinners parked in the KFC parking lot "LOOK THERE! This one just robbed a liquor store and is about to die in a shootout with police! ACLU LAWSUIT INTENSIFIES "Tune in tomorrow as we travel to MLK Blvd. to watch Africcoonass Gorillipithicas try to birth a litter of niglets. Will they survive planed parenthood? We hope not, but find out tomorrow!"
[–] SirNiggsalot 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Mutual of Omaha"s Wild Kingdom Pavement Ape Safari Special