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[–] SirNiggsalot 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

You should wear a Safari outfit.

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[–] kreepyasskraker 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Australian accent "Here we see the North American Pavement Ape in his natural habitat. Let's watch as young Tyrone trys to sell drugs to Letavious! Uh oh! Looks like the local troop of silverbacks are about to start another gangwar! hail of gunfire Fortunately we are well out of range of their hi points. Danger! Danger! Danger! If you listen closely you can hear their mating song retarded jungle beat blasts from a 1990 Pontiac on spinners parked in the KFC parking lot "LOOK THERE! This one just robbed a liquor store and is about to die in a shootout with police! ACLU LAWSUIT INTENSIFIES "Tune in tomorrow as we travel to MLK Blvd. to watch Africcoonass Gorillipithicas try to birth a litter of niglets. Will they survive planed parenthood? We hope not, but find out tomorrow!"

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[–] SirNiggsalot 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Mutual of Omaha"s Wild Kingdom Pavement Ape Safari Special