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You went to South Africa to watch the World Cup. So basically you spent thousands of dollars or pounds or euros or whatever to go to a former First World nation that is now a Third World shithole.
Just to watch a bunch of games where the main strategy is that when a guy gets bumped in the elbow, he launches himself into the ground and then points at his knee, gets up, and limps around until either: the referee sees through his story and shows him the yellow card, where he starts crying like a baby and he fakes at making a lunge at the referee and his teammates have to fake at holding him back.
Or the referee buys his bullshit and shows the other guy the yellow card and then he celebrates: miraculously, his knee wound has been cured.
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[–] MelatoninDreams 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You went to South Africa to watch the World Cup. So basically you spent thousands of dollars or pounds or euros or whatever to go to a former First World nation that is now a Third World shithole.
Just to watch a bunch of games where the main strategy is that when a guy gets bumped in the elbow, he launches himself into the ground and then points at his knee, gets up, and limps around until either: the referee sees through his story and shows him the yellow card, where he starts crying like a baby and he fakes at making a lunge at the referee and his teammates have to fake at holding him back.
Or the referee buys his bullshit and shows the other guy the yellow card and then he celebrates: miraculously, his knee wound has been cured.