I live in a townhouse community in a decent suburb. Thankfully I've had good neighbors in the few years I've been here.
My adjacent neighbor moved out a few weeks back. Then last week, you can imagine how much my heart sunk when I came home and saw a black man and woman moving their stuff into that unit. They smiled at me and I forced a smile back at them. I tried telling myself maybe it won't be so bad... of course it wasn't long until the bass was rumbling the walls for hours every day and evening.
God damn it, I like this place and the location is perfect for me. When I was looking at places before settling on this one, I staked out a couple communities to get a sense of who lived there. All this effort to avoid the groid ruined. The groid found me. "Hi diddly ho niggerinos."
I renewed in the spring so moving isn't possible. There's nothing specific in the lease about noise, but I wouldn't consider complaining about the groids anyway because it'd probably backfire and make me look like a pussy (and in this climate they could just call me racist). I definitely won't be knocking on their door and trying to explain that I don't need to hear their shitty music for the same reason - I may as well beg them to nig out even more.
I'm planning to get a nice subwoofer and soundbar to blow these nogs back to Wakanda with some Black Sabbath. Once I flex some muscle back at them hopefully they'll take the hint and back off.If they don't then I'll have to figure out what to do after that.
The music itself isn't even that loud. It's just the fucking bass. What is it with niggers and obnoxiously loud bass?
Any ideas for how I can reasonably deal with these sparkling wiggles and send them a message, without making things worse for myself?
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[–] capnflummox 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago (edited ago)
I am telling you this and I have told this to many people:
With a small investment of time and money for equipment, you can beat them at their own game.
The premise is to play music that would annoy them. I recommend the theme song from Friends. You'll want to leave it playing while you're not home. If there is a way to put exterior speakers up, that would be best.
I want to make it clear that you need to play the theme song, and not the full version of the song (it's an actual song they used a part of for the intro). Just the 30 or so second theme from the show.
Play this on repeat loop and then enjoy.