I'd like to talk about nigger names for a moment. Without getting too specific, I work on the insurance side of healthcare and deal mostly with medicaid. Multiple times per day I will come across some boon-spawn's name that makes me chortle, some that have me weep for humanity, and some that leave me so dumbfounded that I'm simply numb. Please understand that due to HIPAA laws, and my desire to keep my job, I can not, and will not, post any actual names I've come across. I promise, however, they're as close to reality as possible without breaking the law.
I'd like to start with the apostrophe. Niggers love apostrophes. This often misused punctuation mark is a staple in nigger naming conventions. Often they will take a normal white name, let's use "Stuart" for this example, and pervert it. Stu'art. Unfortunately, I only see these "names" on a computer screen, so I have no idea how they go about pronouncing them, so I don't know if they represent true diacritics meant to stress a particular syllable. I do know, however, that these stray marks wreak havoc on both human and machine interpretation of database entries.
To be fair, white people aren't entirely immune from this. If you need to query a database for Mary-Beth Smith, there are a few ways it could come up: MaryBeth, Mary Beth, or, as listed, Mary-Beth. The problem is the location of the nigger apostrophe is totally random. When Damian Johnson is not found, how were you supposed to know that its name was D'amian, or Dam'ian?
Well, there is at least one way... the nigger apostrophe tends to be the third letter in the name. This is mostly because they start with Da' De' La' Le' Ka' or Ke'. Da'James, Le'James, Ka'James.
Anyway, let's move on to siblings. Boons will always name their kids with at least the first letter shared. Here's Quantavius and his sister Qua'isha and their little brother Qua'Mikie. I believe they do this because each of their kids has a different last name. Here's mom Aisha Brown and her kids Quantavius Johnson, Qua'isha Franklin and Qua'Mikie Smith. In a "family" of three children or more, I don't believe I have ever seen more than two children with the same last name. These databases link immediate family, so if you pull up one child, the computer will show the siblings and parent to allow you to access their records as well. It's funny that there's never a father attached to these records.
Sometimes, when I'm bored at work, I'll query a medicaid database with the search term RandomLastName, J*. J'Aaron, J'Abere J'Acura...
I could go on, but I thought I'd just leave you with the names that prompted me to write this, twin sisters, no less. Again, these are not their real names, but the aliases I've chosen are extremely close. Their names are Melody and Melodee'. Melody I can almost understand, white people give their kids stupid names like this too. Melodee' however... hmm. By itself, it's bad. But twins? It's like naming your kids Frank and Phrank. When you need to call one of them, what in the hell do you do? Do you yell out "Betsy One" and "Betsee two"?
There is one thing about nigger names I'm grateful for, if their names show up on a job application, I know immediately which ones to put in the shredder.
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[–] White_Collar_Crimnal 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"A Des Moines man" BULLSHIT! He's no American. He killed the man so he could have free room for life in the greatest prison system in the world!