Archived Indestructible newborn turdler drowned in the toilet yet still survives (dailymail.co.uk)
submitted ago by Lynch_Tree
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Archived Indestructible newborn turdler drowned in the toilet yet still survives (dailymail.co.uk)
submitted ago by Lynch_Tree
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[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Can confirm that's a well established African tradition. Very common in South Africa. Some bleeding heart white liberal couple usually raise the kid if it survives.
[–] Lynch_Tree [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Until it kills them.
[–] Zulu2Oscar 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The cop should've just flushed,and jabbed at it w/his nightstick.
[–] SchwoogNite96 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Down! Down! Down!
[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
From Ghana. Why is she even in this country? Now she's got an anchor baby who's probably brain damaged from 15 minutes under water
[–] Lynch_Tree [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Talk about an expensive little shitlet.
[–] White_Collar_Crimnal 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Hey now, that could be Obama's diarrhea!
[–] 1Icemonkey 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Won’t give her bail so we get stuck with her. JFC!
[–] enginedriver13 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
They denied bail because she might flee back to Africa...that sounds like an excellent reason to grant bail! I'd set it at, say, $1.99?
[–] White_Collar_Crimnal ago
I'll pay that! And the ticket to apefrica.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[–] Half_truth7s 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Just imagine being the cop that had to perform CPR on that floating turd.
[–] FridayJones 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Talk about shitty days at work...
[–] sore_ass_losers 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If it's brown...
[–] sore_ass_losers ago
DM readers' comments: "Oh, she's suffered so much!" She's just bummed the turdlet wouldn't flush and she got caught.
[–] SirNiggsalot ago (edited ago)
Niggers are reselient if nothing else.