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Probably heard it was going to be a boy, went out and bought a big jade dildo. Then they asked what to name the kid, and he said "I can hardly wait to push this jade in," so they called the boy "Jaden."
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[–] FridayJones 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Probably heard it was going to be a boy, went out and bought a big jade dildo. Then they asked what to name the kid, and he said "I can hardly wait to push this jade in," so they called the boy "Jaden."
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