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[–] FridayJones 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Probably heard it was going to be a boy, went out and bought a big jade dildo. Then they asked what to name the kid, and he said "I can hardly wait to push this jade in," so they called the boy "Jaden."

And now you know the rest of the story!