Archived Feral Florida buck chimps out on nigfant, tries to drown it in pool. (foxnews.com)
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Archived Feral Florida buck chimps out on nigfant, tries to drown it in pool. (foxnews.com)
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[–] FridayJones 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
When prefaced with the name "Florida" that word is modified into a completely different definition than usual.
[–] con77 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
As a Florida native I can tell you for a fact most of the shit you hear about "Florida Man" is in fact regarding all the rejects and transplants from up north that are fleeing warrants. Or they listen to a Jimmy Buffet album and think things will be different in the land of sunshine and Margaritas. One thing you wont see in the tourist ads. Florida, population 20 million or so, has over 2 million Concealed Carry Weapon permits. We are heavily armed. Also. Don't drive 20 mph below the speed limit in the left lane yankee assholes. It irritates the people that know where theyre going!
[–] britt121 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
As a Florida native, I totally agree. People come to Florida to escape something (weather, taxes, warrants etc)
[–] FridayJones 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Hey could be worse, could be Alabama Man! Yeah nice sunny States are sort of a magnet for carpetbagging weirdos from around the country, plus illegals from around the world. They interfere with the politics in ways that native-born citizens could have never predicted, with their ever-increasing outsider nonsense.
Know how I know this? I was born and raised in California. Or "down Californy way" as the Joads would put it.