I'm thinking of opening a string of bakeries throughout black neighborhoods across the United States. I'm going to call the outlets Dindu Nuffin' Muffins.
Blacks will get a chance to get their muffins for free, but only if they are quick enough to grab them off the rotating display and make it out the door before the door automatically locks and an alarm goes off. Whites will be charged double for muffins to pay for the free muffins stolen by blacks.
Main varieties will be chocolate with raisins, chocolate with chocolate chips, chocolate with blackberries, chocolate with chocolate frosting and sprinkles, chocolate with grapes, and chocolate with a white vanilla center and Oreo sprinkles.
A specialty item -- muffins with a hole through them, so that customers can string them on their dreadlocks for eating later.
Popular flavors of toppings -- dead monkey, mud, fried locust, cattle dung. Illegal immigrants get ten percent off. All food stamps welcome.
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[–] Gail33 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
A better idea would be to lace those donuts with a chemical that sterilizes them on the DL.
[–] 1Icemonkey 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Muh EBT muffins n sheeeiit!
[–] itcouldntbeme ago
Im going to start a healthy breakfast restaurant and call it Whites Only.
[–] SchwoogNite96 ago
Isn't that kinda what "White" Castle used to be?
[–] vito55 ago
Good luck staying in business. Maybe you could slip some birth control into the muffins. Or slow acting poison. Just a suggestion.
[–] SirNiggsalot ago
I'm sure you will prosper.