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That's funny, the reason I always wash my fruit is when I was a little kid my great grandma told me "wash that, you don't know if a nigger took a shit and didn't wash his hands before picking that." It scared me so bad I still always wash everything.
My wife's grandma was cute. Whenever she'd go to pick scratch tickets, she'd recite that old nursery rhyme, "Eenie meanie miney mo, catch a nigger by the toe..."
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People always dismiss old peoples' racist views by saying that they were brought up in less civilized times. In reality, those views are the result of years of experience and observation. Young people today haven't had enough negative real-world experiences with niggers to overcome the egalitarian nonsense they've learned from school and the media.
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Exactly. My grandpa and his friends used to go "coon hunting" when they lived in Texas, meaning that they'd just go around in a pickup truck and beat up random beasts of the field. My grandma told me that story one time and the only negative reaction from her was her rolling her eyes, kinda like how a mother does when she says something like "boys will be boys".
If it was the Current Year+4 he'd be tried for a hate crime.
my grandma didn't know those terms, she just used nigger instead. She also teased the local chinaman neighbor with this chant "chinka chinka chinaman, eata dead rat, chew them up like ah ginger snap!"
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[–] Bill_Murrays_Sandals 0 points 24 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago
My grandmother always used to wash her apples in the sink saying, 'you never know, some darkie could have picked these'
[–] allupinyogutts 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
That's funny, the reason I always wash my fruit is when I was a little kid my great grandma told me "wash that, you don't know if a nigger took a shit and didn't wash his hands before picking that." It scared me so bad I still always wash everything.
[–] Ocelot 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
My mother says the same thing except about the Mexicans. Much more likely these days in any case.
[–] TheTrigger 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
My wife's grandma was cute. Whenever she'd go to pick scratch tickets, she'd recite that old nursery rhyme, "Eenie meanie miney mo, catch a nigger by the toe..."
[–] arista81 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago (edited ago)
People always dismiss old peoples' racist views by saying that they were brought up in less civilized times. In reality, those views are the result of years of experience and observation. Young people today haven't had enough negative real-world experiences with niggers to overcome the egalitarian nonsense they've learned from school and the media.
[–] WD_Pelley ago
Exactly. My grandpa and his friends used to go "coon hunting" when they lived in Texas, meaning that they'd just go around in a pickup truck and beat up random beasts of the field. My grandma told me that story one time and the only negative reaction from her was her rolling her eyes, kinda like how a mother does when she says something like "boys will be boys".
If it was the Current Year+4 he'd be tried for a hate crime.
[–] eongoat 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
my grandma didn't know those terms, she just used nigger instead. She also teased the local chinaman neighbor with this chant "chinka chinka chinaman, eata dead rat, chew them up like ah ginger snap!"
[–] vito55 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Grandma is indeed wise. Seen a lot in 90 years. Too much. Sure she is tired and disgusted at the current state of affairs with the nigger problem.
[–] hels 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
You know einie meinie mini mo catch a 'tigger' by the toe? When my grandma said it I learned that the original is catch a nigger by the toe.
[–] vito55 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I remember that. Nigger by the toe. Remember when Brazil nuts were called nigger toes?
[–] Diarrhea_Van_Frank 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I was like 12 before I found out they were called brazil nuts
[–] Soyboy69 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
...Honestly not a bad call changing the name of them, the last thing I want to be thinking about when I eat is some niggers feet.
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Ewww
[–] 16919118? 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Remember clean, high-trust communities full of white families? Grandma remembers.
[–] 2fast4u92 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
My dad and grandma call slingshots nigger shooters and licorice jelly beans nigger babies. And my grandma always rants about the Jews stealing Israel.
[–] GutterTrash 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Calls broken bottles nigger-knives.