Wife doesn't like the fact I use the term nigger freely. Whatever still do.
We took a trip away from our 99% white city. Stop at a Walmart in random city because we like laundry detergent without all the perfumes and shit and forgot to pack it.
Niggers everywhere. We both carry at all times. I run in quick to grab detergent. She never locks the doors when I'll be quick in and out in home town... Doors locked, her gun is out of her holster.
Get in and ask why she locked the door. No answer. I ask if it's because of the niggers. Head nod.
She doesn't like the word... but still knows they're niggers. Soon...
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[–] 16466279? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
For the past few years, I've been going off on a tirade about how niggers need to be rounded up and put into death camps. Over the years, I've expanded that to include everyone - even to an asshole who didn't use his turn signal - while making my tirade more and more brief and concise until now I merely exclaim, "Death camp."
It used to drive my wife insane, but she's slowly warmed up to it. A few weeks ago, someone cut her off while she was driving and she yelled, "Death camp!" at them - then my two year old happily yelled, "Death camp!" herself.
I'll have to knock it off until she's old enough to hide her power level.