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[–] voats4goats 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Well we already know what his weaknesses will be; grape drank, watermelon and NewPorts

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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Wrong kind of weakness. The villain will drive him off with a positive pregnancy test.

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[–] ruck_feddit 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Goddamn it, I came here to say menthols would be his kryptonite.

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[–] whiterknight 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

He can hang with the Bloods, but no way he can chill with the Krypts-onites.

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[–] obvious-throwaway- 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I haven't watched a DC comic based movie since Batman with the Joker that died, and I hardly cared for that movie either. Make superman a tranny pygmy for all I fucking care Jewllywood isn't getting another cent out of me anyway.

I was the biggest Star Wars fan a person could be. I waited in line for 9 hours to see The Phantom Menace, with absolutely no regrets. I haven't seen a Star Wars movie since that one with girl Luke, the nigger stormtrooper and orange R2-D2. I wouldn't even take the time to pirate them. My only wish is I could wash away that abomination I stupidly saw without knowing it was completely Jewed. It's also the reason I'll have no sympathy when they round up all the Kikes.

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[–] Tzitzimitl 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago  (edited ago)

if you remove that jewed movie from your head, whats stopping you from going to see more jewlywood crap? treat that memory like the treasure it is.

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[–] obvious-throwaway- 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I'll wear it like a badge of honor.

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[–] CobraStallone 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

I feel we are on the same Star Wars camp. Huge fan, only saw the first of the new ones once and that was enough. Friendly tip, you can arrange fictional universes in your head at will the jews can't stop you, remember the Aliens franchise? Two good movies followed by a bunch of crap; they kill Newt and Hicks off-screen for fuck's sake. Prometheus spat on the face of a lot of extended universe stuff in favor of a bunch of lame-ass shit, I just chose to ignore it and make whatever EU stuff I like "canon" in my head and the rest is "not official."

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[–] notaspy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If you think Prometheus is bad dont watch covenant. I have to mute/fast forward through faggot sjw nigger shit just to watch some good content. If I had the time and will I would edit my movies. The red pill destroyed so many of my faves!

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[–] Simonsaysgoat 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

He flys around stealing shit

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[–] Attac 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

And beating up a lot of white guys, yaaay

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[–] notaspy 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

lol. You know the movie will be one big lecture on how crackas suck ass and the black man is superior. hashtag:notonecent

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[–] whiterknight 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Well at least Tyrone can tell us all what the 'S' on his suit stands for...

SSHHHHEEEEEEIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!

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[–] GutterTrash 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So now it will make sense when he destroys public property defending the city.

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

So basically Hancock?

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[–] JJNova 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Superman has been black in the comics.

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[–] Samsquamch 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Supanigga

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[–] o0shad0o 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

At least, with Superman, they've rebooted so many times a new "alternate universe" will be a lot less jarring.

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