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[–] White_Collar_Crimnal 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Are these monkeys immune to taser? This isn't the first story on here where the monkey was tasered and it had no effect. It's almost like they have different wiring than white people. But no, that couldn't be. Everyone knows THEY'RE JUST LIKE US!

[–] Splooge 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Tasers are incredibly finicky and have a huge failure rate (something like 50% I believe). There are a lot of factors that contribute to bad deployments, such as location, suspook clothing and distance. This is all assuming the aim is perfect too.

Ideally, if you're going to tase a nigger (or wigger as the case may be), the best scenario would be when they've taken off their shirt and you can get a good 2+ foot spread with the probes hitting upper shoulder and lower back/thigh.

Skinnier niggers, even when shirtless, may result in insufficient probe depth (blocked by bones). Being drugged up or drunk does nothing to help resist a Taser when properly deployed. In contrast, good probe penetration with insufficient spread (deployed at close distance, as is often the case) will cause pain (negatable by drugs/alcohol) but will not incapacitate.

For ideal shot placement and distance (depends on what type of cartridge you're using but most LE have either the 25' or 35' ones) see:

Don't ask me how I know this shit.

[–] deployable 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Interesting knowledge. If lethal force can't be used, need extra cops on team. A handgrenade-like deploying spread net, tranq darts, stream spray of knock-out anesthetic, etc. Cops should start watching "Jim" from Marlin Perkins' Wild Kingdom, for tactics on capturing beasts.

[–] GassyMcGasface 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

They are beaten from birth by its sheboon creator, I guess violence is genetic at this point.

[–] Whiteypowers4ever [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I think it's very likely that these morbidly obese, rock-headed niggers don't have a well-developed nervous system, so . . . yeah. They may be immune. I've seen many who seem to thrive on white man's lighting.

[–] DietSodaLuvr 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

This is like the 7th or 8th incident I've seen on here since August where the taser is not effective on them.