Legal disclaimer: I'm not one of those blatant racists that just hates anyone that's different than them. I am definitely a race realist though. I reserve the term "nigger" for the rude, ignorant, mean, and violent ones, which sadly, applies to most of them.
Back on topic:
I had to call the social security office today and after sitting on hold for an hour and getting hung up on, I called back, sat on hold for another hour, and got a combative nigger. She was rude as fuck and kept talking over me, trying to tell me that I was ineligible for benefits and should give up, so I told her "Go fuck yourself Nigger!" and hung up. I called back again, waited the hour, and got another rude nigger. I hung up immediately and called back again. I sat on hold for another 45 minutes and got a nice sounding white girl! She asked when the doctor said that I shouldn't work, which is was what the nigger was harassing me about, and I explained that the doctors I can afford in my town are all racist and sexist against white men so I'd been getting the runaround for the past six years. She said, "Oh I know. That's terrible! Not having a diagnosis doesn't disqualify you at all and we'll help you get a correct diagnosis."
I went into cover my ass mode, explained my previous calls, told her that I regretted losing my cool and saying something I didn't mean, and that I was under duress and not my normal self, just in case it's illegal to call a spade a spade. She said that she was actually a supervisor and had answered the call because their call log showed that I'd called multiple times. I explained why I'd called so many times and she said she'd pull up the recording. After listening to it, she apologised gratuitously for the inconvenience and said that she was going to write up the mean nigger and she'd probably lose her job if any of her other call recordings were similar. I asked her if I'm going to get into any trouble for losing my cool and she said that she didn't hear anything at the end of my call that would be of concern. She said, "It appears that the recording failed halfway through the call but I heard enough to justify your frustration." I'm pretty sure she edited the recording for me.
Once we'd settled that, I told her that I just wanted to make an appointment at the local office. She asked a few questions, noticed that I was in a different town, walked me through getting the online application started, and made me a phone appointment for Friday.
So, if you're dealing with a nigger on the phone, just hang up and keep calling back until you get a white person. Same goes for in the office in person, or the ER. If there are niggers or SJW's in there, just walk out and come back on a different shift. The difference in customer service is night and day!