TL;dr: Nigger ER patient tries to deny drugs on him.
Niggers lie. They honestly are biologically wired to do so, especially to avoid responsibilities or try to avoid punishment. Not that I think that absolves them of any fault, it’s just another way they’re subhuman.
A nigger patient is brought-in by EMS after crashing a stolen car while running from the police. In report, the Paramedic tells me his vital signs (heart rate, blood pressure, respiratory rate) & that he denies any complaint. I look at the medic & raise my eyebrow and he shrugs his shoulders and says “He demanded transport.”
I look at the patient & start assessing him -
“Sir (he looks at me, a response to stimuli) do you know where you are?”
“I be at da hospital, xxxx hospital.” Correct - oriented to place.
“Why did you want to be brought in? What hurts?”
“Nothin hurts. Nothin wrong wit me. I jus ain’t goin to jail.”
I look at one of the police officers there & say “Let me just medically clear him, if he’s OK, it’ll be quick.”
The officer says “Do what you have to do, Doc” and smiles. “We’ll be here as long as we have to be. He had a warrent and was in a stolen car.”
So, my nurses & a student help get his clothes off - despite his protestations - “You don’t need my clothes!” to which I reply, “I need to make sure you’re OK.”
As the nurse asks him to wiggle out of his hnderwear, he really starts protesting.
The nurse says “I need these off, if you want, I can cut them off.”
At that instant, they pop-off his skinny butt and start down his legs and a baggie full of white powder falls out - it had been in his underwear up by his balls.
“Dat ain’t mine!” he yells. We all look, the officer leans down & scoops it up saying “Well, what do we have here?”
“It ain’t mine!” Looks at me & says “Doc, tell him ut ain’t mine!”
I laugh & reply “You want me to say it’s mine?”
He smiles - “Doc, you’d do that for me?”
“No. Not happening.”
I finish assessing him & clear him and one of the officers says “It’s Fentanyl, we’ve been looking for this asshole.”
A baggy full of Fentanyl powder (3-4 ounces?) is worth alot of money. And can OD a shitload of people.
Fucking niggers. Yeah, I’m gonna say your drugs are mine in front of the 1/2 dozen people who saw them fall out of your underwear.