Archived Metro transit police tenderize uppity sheboon for resisting arrest after evading fare (wusa9.com)
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Archived Metro transit police tenderize uppity sheboon for resisting arrest after evading fare (wusa9.com)
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[–] jigaboojams 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Oh man, this article made my day. I love it, but where do I begin.
Her name is Diamond Rust (*snicker), she's twenty and still in high school. I had to double check when I read that because even if your IQ is lower than a gorilla's, their's is, high school pretty much graduates you at eighteen if you show up a majority of the time. That was the problem for her. She probably spent her time learning how to shape her weave into that elephant trunk.
She has two kids already. They don't call these animals jungle bunnies for nothing.
Do you regret pretty much stealing a bus ticket, being belligerent to cops and ignoring all their commands, resisting arrest and prompting them to take you out and bust your face open as you say "I eat that shit [the ground]"?
Awww.... hell nah. She'll try and sue for brutality so they gibs her more than welfare.
The "person" (citation needed) that she is is a nigger.
On a side note is anyone fluent enough in jive to explain what "I eat that shit" means? Did she think the po-lice were taking her to KFC?