Archived Genius groid accidentally shoots himself in penis while attempting to rob a hot dog stand (amp.fox4news.com)
submitted ago by DietCokehead1
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Archived on: 2/2/2018 10:00:00 AM
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Archived Genius groid accidentally shoots himself in penis while attempting to rob a hot dog stand (amp.fox4news.com)
submitted ago by DietCokehead1
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[–] Cheesebooger 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
muh dick
[–] weWusKANGZ 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Best comment of the day! In my less than humble opinion. (And you still have the best name!)
[–] tendiesonfloor 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Guess who gets to pay for the $1.1m in medical costs plus he welfare he's going to eat up for the rest of his life for being 'disabled'?
[–] weWusKANGZ 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Is that really such a bad thing? I'm willing to pay a tiny bit more in taxes for every nigger willing to shoot himself in the cock. It's worth it knowing he'll never procreate! What the fuck, we're going to be paying for him to live on da welfare OR in prison for his whole life anyway; at least this way we know he won't be making the next generation of DaVontrey over and over. Say what you will about niggers and their low IQ and zero work ethic, dem negros know howz to make niggletts at an alarming rate!
[–] White-Supremacist ago
Could deport them instead, or who knows.
[–] 10964645? ago
Haha the rest of his life without being able to muh dik.
[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I read this yesterday, I'm still laughing.
[–] Holonomic 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
After the shot, could you then say that he is now a crime fighter?
[–] weWusKANGZ 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Maybe if he shot his nuts off. Too bad he only had a .38 cal. A .45 would've done the job nicely!
[–] Holonomic ago
I was assuming they shot did a bit of irreparable damage, but yeah.
[–] ItBeDeyCulcha 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
If I was the responding EMT I would have gone real slow and taken my time providing aid. Hopefully the nig would bleed out.
[–] Pop-up-king 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
A friend of mine actually knew this guy... he's a social worker in chicago.