Archived More urine detectors coming to Atlanta's MARTA elevators (commuting.blog.ajc.com)
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Archived More urine detectors coming to Atlanta's MARTA elevators (commuting.blog.ajc.com)
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[–] hey_girls_pm_me_toes 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Atlanta just need to be wiped off the map.
[–] 1Sorry_SOB [S] 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
It needs to be the capitol of the new black ethno state.
[–] hey_girls_pm_me_toes 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Then wiped out
[–] MrEvilPirate 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
How about instead of the elevator proceeding to it's floor and the doors locking open when urine is detected, it just shuts down full stop until the cops get there.
[–] CockroachKing 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Or it ascends to the highest floor and the bottom opens like a trap door.
[–] 9571182? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I imagine some senile old grandma who accidentally pees herself in the elevator, and then the alarm and strobe lights start blasting off, and then they give her a heartattack and a seizure, and she dies. Hopefully she will be a black lady.
[–] GibbsMeedat ago
Niggers trash every facility within their reach.