I love posts like this. Please make more.

I had the revolting experience of going to The Golden Corral some years ago. I usually do not go to such restaurants because they attract lardasses and the food is bad.

That's the clincher for me. You're paying a lot of money and the only good stuff is the desserts. In which case you get a much better deal buying a tub of ice cream and sticking it in your freezer.

I decided that I would spend an unpleasant hour at the Golden Corral eating bad food rather than spend the next four days with my girlfriend making my life unpleasant (and yes, I later dumped her).

Dodged a bullet. She had a hamily and was going to get fat later herself.

The restaurant was not located in a groid neighborhood but since it was the closest Golden Corral to Detroit, Detroit boons would drive to it. It's sort of like the Chuck E. Cheese effect. Do not go to a Chuck E. Cheese in a white area if it is the closest one to a groid area. Groids will drive out of the jungle and fill it up every weekend.

Notice how you have to go to suburbs or non-groid areas to get decent choices?

Amen.

V/waitingonblacks

I shouldn't laugh but this post is about the funniest thing I've read in a while. We definitely need to story board this visit to Golden Corral by someone with some cartooning skills.

Yeah, could've told you that, almost put some more black in the black-top of a parking lot of Ci Ci's Pizza last summer.... I didn't even want to go there, but I was helping somebody out taking them somewhere, and they thought it would be nice to treat me to lunch at Ci Ci's, I knew it was a bad idea...

Had to leave before the temptation to start a fight with some niggers got the best of me, then as I'm backing out of my parking space some nigger blends into the background and I almost ran him the fuck over......... Still don't know if that was some sort of subconscious desire to kill a nigger taking over or just a brain fart on my part....?

Why do nogs like Red Lobster? The closest one to me is an hour away, and I haven't been there much.

I just threw up a little

I have noticed this also, it seems the negro is attracted to large amounts of unhealthy food, that will undoubtedly cause diabetes and heart attacks, on buffet style servings. The negro knows this food is unhealthy but it's compulsiveness and lack of resposibility takes hold. Instead the great apes eat here knowing that the white man will eventually pay for their impending quadrouple bypass surgery. It is notable that these apes tend to migrate in packs to the feeding areas as a social event where they use their large numbers to overtake the buffet forcing normal humans out. Workers are plagued by their bad attitudes and lack of tips (due to paying with bet cards) while other members of the community are forced to deal with their stench and foul behavior. Do not attempt to calm their very vocal and annoying ooks and eeks as the apes tend to become violent. In fact, it is best to avoid the groid and patronize places negroes are less likely to be found. These places are limited to only the nicest resturaunts where africanusgorrilicus can't afford to dine. Other areas the groids stay away from include, home improvement stores, employment agencies, and any other place that requires work, intelligence, or good behavior. If you encounter these apes at these locations it is usually best to kill them in any way possible to avoid further invasion of your territory.