Archived Would you support reparations for the descendants of slaves? (Niggers)
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Archived Would you support reparations for the descendants of slaves? (Niggers)
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[–] bfriend13 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
A quick Google says there's around 37 million US blacks. Knock off 7 million as lacking paperwork or being from Africa after US slavery was abolished. Give each one $100,000; the three trillion might be worth it. But are African nations gonna take them? I really doubt it. Well maybe take their money and then kill them, but word would get around and the rest would not go.
[–] pdeee [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
With a check of $100k in hand. The African nations will be fighting over them. After all they will blow it all in a year or 2.
[–] baronOfGraymatter 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
They would blow it in a week if Cristal could keep up with the demand.
[–] billyvvinz 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You don't pay the person, you pay the destination. It's genius! That way they don't get a bunch of gib me dats on their way out the door. Hate for them to get sidetracked by a shiny pair of Jordans or something.
[–] Shes2FAT4ME 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
What the fuck is the big push to make them prove they're descendant of slavery? Do we want the niggers gone? No requirement of descendency, just give them the money and get them the fuck out! BYE NIGGERS, Y'ALL DON'T COME BACK NOW! Send us a card, let us know how you're enjoying Africa!
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[–] WisDumb 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
This would require a DNA test, couldn't rely on nigger paperwork. after you get rid of all the decedents of slaves, what are you gonna do with the rest of the niggers that migrated here. only 5 % of the population had slaves 150 years ago, The U.S. population then was 31 million people which works out to around 1.5 million , there were 388,000 slaves in American before slavery was abolished. I know niggers breed like cockroaches , but there are 37 million niggers in America now. 2 generations at 4 nigglets apiece works out around 6 million niggers. you still have 31 million niggers to deal with. where we going to ship hem to?
[–] nodarkness 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
If they're a direct descendant, they get $1B. Since that means they'd be about 150 years old, that is impossible.
Oh, and no mixed race recipients. They have to be 150 years old and have absolutely no non-African DNA. One drop theory works both ways.
[–] titwrench 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Sure, give them each $1,000,000. First they have to, at their own expense, trace their lineage back and produce irrefutable proof they were descended from slaves and their family has lived continuously in the United States (for example, they can't have had a relative that was a slave in the US but they emigrated here 10 years ago to collect) . Second, the government gets to deduct all the monies received by the family via welfare, incarceration expenses, and any other programs they've benefitted from. Third they have to repay the families of the descendants of the civil war soldiers that died to insure their freedom. Then they must pay capital gains tax on whatever is left and they become ineligible for any future government assistance. Or we offer to circumvent this process if they accept $10,000 tax free to leave and never come back. This offer would be open for 20 years only then all offers are off the table and they need to shut the fuck up about it for ever more.
[–] TheStapler 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
We should give them nothing. They aren't human, they don't have human rights. We already figured out hundreds of years ago how to transport massive numbers of negroes across the ocean at once.
[–] The357Cure 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Who do I make the check out to?
[–] BlackGrapeDrank 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Do it. Introduce legislation now.