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[–] 1Icemonkey 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This fucking whore asked me once, "who are you gonna please with that?" I responded, "myself"!.........

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[–] Dauntaviusdindu ago 

If I'm on a date and a chick asks me how big is my junk, i m going to ask her how fat her twat is or if her nipples are the size of a half dollar coin or if her asshole is tight as a pin hole or if its gaping wide open. If ladies can ask personal questions and somehow walk away disappointed if for whatever reasons her expectations aren't met than so shall the guys.