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[–] ILikeReadingComments ago 

Jews

I'll bite.

Be in recruit training during springtime

Raised Catholic so go to Catholic mass every Sunday

Ash Wednesday: evening mass for Catholics so we can get our ashes

All Catholics go to mass

All protestants and others stay behind in the squad bay, probably going to get smoked by drill instructors

Fucking jew tags along to Catholic mass to avoid drill instructors

This happened twelve years ago and it still makes me rage.

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I was an atheist back when I was in recruit training but every Sunday I'd go tot he jewish services so I could candy and drink soda.

My friend(who is now the mayor of Jersey City) from recruit training was a jew who tipped me about off about how the guy who ran the jewish services(Cantor Feinberg) allowed recruit's families to mail in all kinds of snacks and drinks to him and he in turn would serve them to everyone who showed up at the end of services. It was some super secret snack time that only the jews were suppose to know about, but luckily for me I made friends with a chosen and he let me in on it. The cantor did it because of some kind of jewish feast tradition or something, I can;t remember exactly. I'd show up to Synagogue, slap on a yarmulke, and sit there and sing along and read from the Torah and everything.

So hopefully my story of a gentile infiltrating the super secret jewish snack time makes you feel at least a little better.

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Bruh. I did the exact same shit. I found out from my Sikh bunkmate that the Jewish service always had these big loaves of bread and a ton of grape juice, and there was always plenty to go around because not many Jews. (He went to each service at least once to see which one he liked. They're allowed to worship God in pretty much any form they like, as long as they worship. At least that's what he told me)

Christian services took up most of the morning and it cut into Sunday free time, but kike service was short and we got all sorts of free food and shit, and since my last name is one of those German ones that kikes like to steal, they completely bought it. I would eat an entire goddamn loaf of kosher yid bread every Sunday, and the occasional family-sent snack. It was great.

I wasn't redpilled on the Jew at the time (Finding out about their special secret treatment on fucking Parris Island of all places was certainly was the first dose), but looking back on it, it's funny as fuck that I infiltrated their little secret club and pilfered their shit.