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[–] ILikeReadingComments ago 

Niggers

Sure I'll throw just a short one in Here.

Be me

Deployed to iraq

Finally get to have time to make a call home

Still wearing full battle rattle because I'm trying to make a call before it is to late homeside

Head over to MWR

You need a block to get a phone

Head over to desk

Ask SSG for a phone block

"Here you go Sgt Anon phone booth 8"

Walk over

Fat nigger with a shaving profile sitting in booth 8

He is in PTs

I tell him I have the phone block for this booth

He says "How about to stand at fucking ease shithead, and show some respect to an officer,. Who is your first line and CoC?

Forced to tell him

Don't get phone call home

Get a counseling statement for being "disrespectful" to an officer

Fill sandbags in battle-rattle

tfw he got his rank and position due to being a nignog

tfw Army uses affirmative action hardcore

Such is life in the Army.

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I was a corpsman with the Marines, so I was kinda one. Though we used to make fun of army medics all the time because our E-1s could do IVs, and generally anything a corpsman is allowed to do, while in the army (at least where we were) only sergeants and above could do anything harder than applying tourniquets and giving out Motrin.

When I was in Iraq , one of the other corpsmen was this nigger that was so fucking full of himself. He'd puff his chest out as far as it could go, when he walked he literally looked like a chimp. Anyways, he acted like he was the hardest nigger alive, and said how much he wanted to "slay bodies". Yet, the very first time his platoon got shot at, they couldn't find him anywhere. They eventually found him curled up in a ball in a near-by house, cowering and bawling his eyes out. That was the day I realized why there were pretty much no niggers in the line companies.

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Some private walks up with a fucking chemlight, breaks it, and tells the elder than he just stole his soul and put it in there.

Friend of mine was doing humanitarian aid work over in Africa and said shit like that happened all the time. In some of the not even remote villages too.

Apparently one guy (with some really easily treatable blindness) said he didn't trust the medicine because he had heard stories that it was poison. He was more willing to believe that it wasn't medicine, but instead an ancient magical potion, than believe the medicine was not actually poison. The best part was that the guy they treated (medicine works in basically a day) went around telling everyone that a "powerful shaman" came and blessed him with sight so some other guy comes in and starts yelling that he's fucking pissed they undid the curse he put on the first guy.

Happened a few times in different villages too, people claiming they were cursed.