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[–] YallJusRaycis 1 point 34 points (+35|-1) ago 

Same here I believe. Sho' nuff, I crave fried chicken on rare occasions. I've also had a few speeding tickets but thanks to my human DNA was able to refrain from assaulting the cops while pulled over. Also as a software engineer my programs sometimes need additional money to function correctly. As in, need more money for them programs. Sorry that was lame.

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[–] mosteuropeanguyhere 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

As in, need more money for them programs

No, that was fucking hilarious. I needed that one. Lol.

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[–] Super_Cooper 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

No dude that was funny. I like the idea of a super racist computer programmer. I too am a nerd, but in a different way but I am a flaming racist.

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[–] siggersnuck 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

You have to go back.

;)

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[–] SummerTime [S] 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Sheeeiiit

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[–] dildonkers 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Is it possible to get zero? We all evolved from nogs, it's just that the nogs didn't evolve.

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[–] lystmord 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Yes. After a certain number of generations, African DNA ceases to be detectable. (This is true of any admixture, btw. You can eventually "breed out" anything.)

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[–] rokit5rokit5 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

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[–] WhiteSoIMustBeRacist 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yes

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[–] kill_bill_wit_drill 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

  1. be European

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[–] CitizenCoon 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Oh man, don't know why you're getting DV'd for that. What you posted there is the exact reason why I won't do one of those tests. I just knew someone would figure out ways to use that information for nefarious purposes.

I'd also caution people against joining groups like MENSA as well. Their membership lists would also make a handy resource for rounding up people likely to resist sketchy government actions and such in times of war or crackdowns, which are likely to come in the not too distant future.

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[–] dindunuffinyt 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Ah man, thats not fair. Now you can say "nigger" in public and get away with it. Sheeeeiit.

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[–] rokit5rokit5 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

my shit is so mixed. like 5% ashkenazi, 6% north african, 2% kebab, 21% feather indian, 7% french, 3% English, 4% irish, 1% greek, 50% iberian.... but zero sub saharan african! hahaha

Thank the lord.

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[–] SubSaharanBeast 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

5% of your genetic profile appears to be the DNA of some sort of Nazi..

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[–] crusade 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

So 3% white :^)

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[–] rokit5rokit5 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

SPAINNNNNN IS WHIIIIIIIIIIIITE!

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[–] mznxbcv 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Savage

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[–] Bilbo_Swaggins 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The English cluster closer with the Irish than with Swedes.

IE, they're half Celtic.

Assuming you also don't count Slavs, I guess the only guys left for you are Sweden, Norway, Germany, Denmark and a few others. Definitely not you, though. You're a dirty Celt.

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[–] mznxbcv 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Gtfo mick. We dont take kindly to your kind around here ;)

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[–] christofascistslayer 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Mostly Iberian and Indian? Do you look hispanic?

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[–] rokit5rokit5 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I lucked out. my mom is the mestizo but she looks white as fuck, dad is literally from spain.

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[–] clovelace 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

"Woogie Boogie Nigger! Woogie Boogie!" ~Clayton Bigsby

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[–] HorusTheAvenger 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I have zero NIGGER

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