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[–] BillBugle 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

it's his birthday and he's on gaf telling them he's a virgin

Go to the pub with your friends like a normal person, at 25 they will still join you, 35 you'll have to plan in advance but its a birthday they should know roughly when it is

as for the shaving thing, I still nick myself occasionally, its not a big deal

the virgin thing I have no idea how to help with, don't know what he looks like or how much he is willing to lower his standards, he should've just fucked anything as a teen so it didn't become this big deal the longer it goes on, outside of "urgh did you really fuck that" no one cares

and why did he even bring up the porn? I once worked at a job where in the pub at lunch people were showing videos of people putting bags over chicks heads and fucking them till they pass out. the world is a weird place

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[–] defaultuser ago  (edited ago)

the virgin thing I have no idea how to help with

Unless he's The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, getting laid is pretty easy for guys: Go LIFT -> get abs -> is now considered hot by girls -> can now get girls -> can now get laid. Very simple.