Archived Apparently the BCT is pissed that Finn from The Force Awakens is a fucking jobber. LAWL. (m.neogaf.com)
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Archived Apparently the BCT is pissed that Finn from The Force Awakens is a fucking jobber. LAWL. (m.neogaf.com)
submitted ago by MegaMalka
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[–] ThisIsWhoWeR 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Jar Jar Binks 2.0
[–] Xennios 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I was just thinking yesterday how nerds would complain about the suckage of this new film, with Jar Jar looking like an example of amazing fiction in retrospect. Black fools put all theit eggs on one basket and bank on liberal whities. It was obviously just fan service to appease, ya dumb fucks. What'd they expect?
[–] neogaflovescock 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Hahahahaha this is amazing. My buddy said he's a comic relief character. I will bathe in their tears.
[–] Lunis 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
He is.
Otherwise he is completly useless to the plot.
[–] stranger117 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
It's never enough with these miserable people.
[–] ninja_penguin 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Lol. He's saying it's a slap in the face that Finn isn't a Jedi? There are very few characters in the movie that are Jedis. Why were the writers obligated to make Finn one of them?
[–] Xennios 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Mace Dindu (coinage mine, lol) already used up the affirmative action position at the Jedi Academy. Only to get his black ass killed for a white boy. Score one for black folks!
Someone should make a bishop gif of the death scene, lol. "Kickstarter failed!"
[–] MegaMalka [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Because of "muh feels" of course!
[–] [deleted] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
[–] zomg345 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Not really, he's a standard side character. The lead is Daisy Ridley's character and he tags along. Still they don't really shit on him, only a stupid person would take offence to the writing of his character, oh wait, it's BCT...
[–] ninja_penguin 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
I believe he gets more screen time than any character besides Rey (the main character).
He does screw up a few times, but nothing to make him look like a complete idiot/failure. He also gets upstaged by Rey a few times but that is because she is a Mary Sue character. Finn isn't the only character she upstages.
Edit: The following spoiler ruins the punchline of a joke in the movie, but nothing else really.
[–] hansmannz 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Finn gets cut down (& put in a coma) by a Space Nazi Sith in a lightsaber duel as well, i.e. more white oppression on the poor dindus.
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[–] capturadorculo 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
a character that only exists to make someone else look better
[–] neogaflovescock 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Jobber is a pro wrestling term for someone who's sole job is to go out to the ring and lose while making the other guy look good.
[–] Tom_Bradys_Vagina 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
t's pretty hilarious that JJ made it seem like there would be a strong, black Star Wars character and then he turned him into another Jar Jar within the first 5 minutes of the movie. ooooo that's gotta hurt.