Archived I think obeseada might be a little bit optimisitic on his lifespan. (archive.is)
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Archived I think obeseada might be a little bit optimisitic on his lifespan. (archive.is)
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[–] NEOGAF_FUCKING_SUCKS 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
He won't even reach half that. He's one State Fair visit away from his heart exploding, a fried doughnut will pop out of his chest like from "Alien".
[–] angelothewizard 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You think it'll be like that scene in Spaceballs, actually, where the alien pops out and Besada will just go "oh no, not again!" before dying?
[–] Disappointed 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
http://i.imgur.com/I3HFkp9.jpg
Even his nose is Obese. I wonder if it has diabetes of its own?
http://i.imgur.com/gWUmu7z.jpg
For people who haven't seen what the side of a barn looks like.
[–] Statutory_Ray 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
You could make 4 normal person sized shirts out of that tarp he's wearing as a shirt
[–] MegaMalka 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
He has to be pushing 500lbs at least.
[–] Statutory_Ray 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Easily. This fat shit that just started going to my gym isn't as fat as obesada and he weighs 475. In that picture it looks like he can't even stand up straight without leaning on something because he knees are crushing under his own weight
[–] angelothewizard 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I feel a lot better about myself now. Brb, hitting gym.
[–] 2540666? 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
If he reaches 74, it will be quite a feat. Thing is, when he's a granpa, instead of having veteran of war stories, he will tell them about his astounding life about being a forum moderator, how he was doing justice one ban at a time.
[–] elfslayer 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"loving family member". Yeah. Right. Nobody wants to be near you.
[–] this_somuchthis 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
now this type of assumption is problematic for all the (very) big men who might be thinking of turning their life around. OP should be ashamed of themselves.
[–] Tyler_the_Unfuckable 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I believe Ryan Davis barely made 32 and died a few days after his wedding due to sleep apnea caused by his morbid obesity.