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[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Every shit deserves at least one wipe. Paper comes out clean on that wipe and you are done. If not, keep wiping. The whole save paper and plumbing is a bullshit cover for nasty laziness.

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[–] ScottRockview 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Get some wet wipes. After you THINK your ass is clean with toilet paper, have a go at it with the wet wipe to see the shit you didn't know was there.

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[–] Count_GAFula 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I do front to back and back to front until both are clean. Same thing, you think you're good after one is clean but if you do the other you might still find stuff. Plus wetwipes at the end if available. I ain't messin around.

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[–] Tammuria 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Holy fucking Christ, how disgusting can these degenerate be?

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[–] Dancing_Queen 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I think you’d be shocked if we went on a resetera user tour of the world.

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Fucken... this morning?

Ever had one of these days where it doesnt matter how many times you wipe pr how far you get your finger in, the paper keeps coming up brown so you make do with that vague brownish tinge cos you gotta go back to work, only to be back 5 minutes later with a greasy arsehole that feels like youve shat through the eye of a needle?

Yeah thats how many times i wiped today....

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[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Thats when you have to go in with water.

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I dont know if the french just like splashing water on their botties then decided they want a sink in the toilet but they had the right idea.

Just missing three seashells. (Fuck that fucking stupid movie)

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[–] My_Name_Is_Bad 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

lol, the dreaded poo marker...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGCIGEUB32M

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[–] UncleDoug 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Pajeet my son, do you choose Western decadence, or do you choose eastern philosophy?

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[–] Food_Stamp 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Goddamn faggots never stop finding new ways to disgust normal people. And talking to your butt buddy while you take a shit? Just oven these faggots already.

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[–] Problematic 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

These stunted people (if they can even be called people) literally cannot even keep their own asses clean and want to dictate our lives. I will send you the 84 cents for a roll of tp to just wipe your ass.

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[–] Food_Stamp 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Just noticed the part about ruining the plumbing. OP is a taco nigger. Beaners are so used to their third world shithole plumbing back home that they think its impossible to have a septic system that can digest toilet paper.

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[–] gwailo 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I used to work as a property manager and going through walk throughs after Mexicans moved out was the worst. A lot of them didn't even flush the toilet paper so there would be trash cans full of dookie TP and half empty cans of chelada.

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[–] Dancing_Queen 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

When you’re so progressive that you try to virtue signal how you’re saving the planet/plumbing by not wiping goes wrong.

How poor, what age is the building and what third world shithole does he live in?

How much and what type of toilet paper is this mong using that it saves him money not to wipe and helps to not ruin the plumbing?

And the final question, who takes a shit while FaceTiming a friend.

Fake edit: maybe his mom rations the toilet paper and water since he’s sponging off of her and she probably also makes him sit down to pee.

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