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[–] ThisIsWhoWeR 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

So let me get this straight: she's a recovering heroin addict who is only four months into her recovery but it's starting a relationship with this drip, which is a surefire way for your recovery to fail. She's not even really sober because she's smoking weed all the time and she's with a guy who smokes and drinks around her. He's so desperate he lets her cross boundaries constantly. He hasn't even considered she's definitely fucking her ex while they're meeting to use together. And he's debasing himself by acting like a little clingy bitch when the inevitable happens.

I want to cut this guy some slack and say he's just young and stupid, but he's a GAFfot in 2017 which means he's a "social justice" retard.

At the start of my courtship, I'm a rather confident single twenty something and I'd call myself happy. After getting laid off from my big boy job, I've found work as a manager at a mall Gamestop, (get your pitchforks ready) and while I'm making less and know this no kind of permanent career for me, it's refreshing to be doing something I genuinely enjoy: talking about games. I'm pretty close to a Starbucks Coffee in said mall, which is where I met one of the most beautiful girls inside and out, in my opinion, I've ever seen. A mutual friend tells me she seems to have a thing for me, so I ask her out. We have a drink and things go well. I'm not going to regale you with every painstaking detail of our courtship, but for me it's pure magic. I actually will always remember this period no matter what, due to the scar over my right eye. She accidentally spilled the lemon water I ordered on me, causing me to slip and fall face first into the counter. This shattered my glasses, which cut into my face. I actually got carried away in a stretcher, having hit my head on the ground. Yep, had to get stitches... that was fun. It's a cute story, because I literally fell for her at that moment, you could say. I remember being in the ambulance and texting her "you forgot the lemon."We spend more and more time together, I joked it was because she had to finish the job.

Everything about this paragraph makes me want to throw up.

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[–] openly_gay_neocon ago 

What the fuck is courtship? Is it that dumbass thing where you wait 2 years for a handjob?

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[–] ThisIsWhoWeR ago 

M'lady...