Archived Gaffot: "Today's the day! I am asking her ( a barista) out." (archive.is)
submitted ago by diabseeda
Posted by: diabseeda
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Archived on: 11/6/2017 10:00:00 AM
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Archived Gaffot: "Today's the day! I am asking her ( a barista) out." (archive.is)
submitted ago by diabseeda
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[–] JoeMontana 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Don't ask employees out. They are being nice to you to make money.
[–] ThisIsWhoWeR 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
This is a lesson men have to learn as they grow up. Unless you're getting strong vibes and you're smart and experienced enough to know the difference, don't corner a woman while she's at work. Because that's what you're doing.
[–] JoeMontana 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
You are not cornering a woman. Stop acting like a rapist. You are being deceived by a girl who is nice to make money. Like a prostitute.
[–] 10093599? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
There are some very small exceptions. It first requires both to be same demographics, like college students. And when they are obviously flirting on their breaks. In general, it needs the classic "be attractive", and "be personable". It took four pages for someone to point this out.
If you go on an internet forum, and go "today's the day" you are already fucked because you probably didn't notice it was them being nice only for tips, and will not notice when you're being a creep. Because you wouldn't plan this shit out over days, weeks, months, if you knew how to transition from friendly to flirting to a date in a single conversation or two.
[–] JoeMontana ago
Stop over thinking things. Ask the shy girl out. She wants to suck your dick.
[–] MegaMalka 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
LMFAO. I await tomorrow's follow up topic asking GAF how to deal with rejection.
[–] nu111 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Did he ASSUME HER GENDEREEEEEEEEEE
[–] Sea_of_Nothingness 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I feel like the reality will be:
Woman: Lolno.
Gaffot: I DID IT GAIS!!!!!!!! <crying behind the computer screen in reality>
Just so he can see feel good stuff about how cool he is.