Archived This guy wants to move from Connecticut to Seattle for a girl he met online. How will this story end? (neogaf.com)
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Archived This guy wants to move from Connecticut to Seattle for a girl he met online. How will this story end? (neogaf.com)
submitted ago by wigson
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[–] ThisIsWhoWeR 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Two words: feminine penis.
[–] AIDSFailed 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Seattle has a 15 dollar min wage. He can work at Starbuck's and still make more than 1200 after taxes as a barista. Still not enough to support one's self in that libtard shithaven. Maybe if he shacks up with 6 other spergs he can end up in a shared situation eating chunk light tuna for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Another wimp, with another worthless degree, pining for some LDR pussy.
[–] carryon 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
He will end up sleeping on the couch while real men drill her. But at least his virginity will be intact.
[–] AIDSFailed 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Dude wants to live in a van as a contigency plan. This is legit my fave thread in quite some time.
[–] Y2Kek 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
Classic GAF. What a nice thread to kick off the day!
Darwinism doing work! In 50 years or so SJW's will be extinct.
[–] AIDSFailed 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Dude goes into greater depth on page 7. He's currently paying 600 a month to his mommy to share a room with two other people. He's also a hoarder who lives in his own filth and suffers from high blood pressure. AKA this dude is a fat fuck who doesnt exercise. I can only imagine what the sow on the other shore looks like.
[–] AIDSFailed 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Didnt even notice on first viewing that dude wants to get food stamps to boot. Wonderful degree ye got there buddy. These fucking dreamers always living in a fantasy. "If ye follow your heart, if ye follow your dreams, everything will be all right." No dipshit, ur going to be poor for perpetuity.
P.S Fuck Drumpf!
[–] Straight_White_Male 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Murder/suicide.
[–] Y2Kek 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
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