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[–] hansmannz 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

the story was a checklist of plot points and the climatic battle looked like it was shot by the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows DPs

Beyond the 'political' aspects (liberalism) which Hollywood enjoys shoving down everyone's throats, the above is the single greatest reason 'why' Hollywood fucking sucks: same narratives, same characters, same 'emotions', same fucking dialogue & same plot points in every movie... with a different coat of paint. It means we can predict exactly what is going to happen, who the bad guys are, who will say what.. because we've seen a variation on the same theme 1000 times already.

Hence why for reasons of expediency Hollywood is also embracing the "womenz firstism" marketing trick (nearly 40 years after Alien, FYI), i.e. they can literally remake the same fucking films (Star Wars the Force Awakens was a literal remake of Episode IV), just with a female lead & some other minorities instead.

Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am & give 'em your shekels.

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[–] 2plus2equals5 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

They literally are the same stories that you watched before, they take the plot structure from previous successful movies and swap out the characters and settings etc., then write new dialogue and throw in some rolleyes male- or white- bashing cliches. It's become even more obvious in recent movies. I don't buy for one second the gush of praise over WW, it doesn't sound like hot trash like Ghostbusters but it's all manipulation to convince audiences to pay for the same shit they saw a year or two ago.

The Israeli chick has hot legs so I'll watch it one day for free.

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[–] daxs_dick [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

lmao at legs comment

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[–] daxs_dick [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Agreed. I like Star Wars (less after meeting other Star Wars fans) and TFA is the only one that I can't sit through and rewatch. It's literally the exact same fucking thing with way more annoying characters.

As an aspiring director, it saddens me to see the current state of Hollywood. I don't remember the last time I saw a legitimately good rewatchable flick that wasn't Oscar bait.

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[–] Reconquista 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

TFA was indeed mediocre and uninspired. Rogue One also deserves a mention, shit story and so much forced diversity.

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[–] knightwarrior41 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

lolz

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[–] library_of_stupid 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

yea she is good looking

No, she is not. She's flat as a plank and you can smell the Semite stench coming off her. I wish (((Hollywood))) would stop pandering to women by constantly casting ugly, nonthreatening actresses with no hips or tits and the face of a horse.

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[–] daxs_dick [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

lol if you think she's a horse then fuck man, i'd ride that. but a horse probably has a few more expressions.

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[–] brapbrappewpew 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

lmao whatever you think of this movie I can't believe anyone saying with a straight face she's not attractive.

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[–] My_Name_Is_Bad 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The antisemitism is strong in this one, if he can't rub one out to that.

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[–] NinGafHater 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I didn't think it was so great either. Don't know why they changed her origin from WW II to WW I. Were they afraid to show Nazis or something? Not to mention the entire movie was a flashback and she didn't become Wonder Woman until close to the end of the movie. Needless to say, I was mostly bored watching the movie waiting for something to happen. DC can't seem to put out a good super hero movie lately, whereas Marvel is consistently doing it right. I'm also not looking forward to the Justice League movie, it seems to be full of "forced diversity" with all the changes to the heroes involved.

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[–] OathToOrder 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Saying that DC has forced diversity while praising Marlel?

Casting black people as Norse gods (I know they're alien), the whole thing with black panther having so much diversity, captain marvel being thr most powerful in MCU, the new Spiderman movie diversity, the thing with jessica jones going full BLACKED.com and more.

The only thing in MCU that I've liked is CA: Winter Soldier and Daredevil. I hope the Punisher TV series is good as well. Marvel is way more SJW than DC

http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/marvel/The+mcu+goes+full+sjw/pzhoLcm/

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[–] NinGafHater 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Well, I wasn't exactly praising Marvel. I just think they are doing a better job on their movies. I know Marvel is just as guilty with the forced diversity. But they recently made a statement that they would be pulling back on that a bit. They already cancelled some of the comics, like the one that was a group of black heroes like Storm and Black Panther. Marvel is beginning to realize that black people don't actually buy or read comic books.

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[–] Reconquista 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I agree though I do enjoy the MCU for the most part, especially Guardians of the Galaxy. And while casting a black guy as Heimdall was complete bullshit, I thought Elba did a good job at it.

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[–] knightwarrior41 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Casting black people as Norse gods

WTF?

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[–] BillBugle 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ghostbusters was merely a bit shit

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[–] My_Name_Is_Bad 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Bit? It was at least a few megabytes of shit.

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[–] vivianjames 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I haven't seen it. I feel like it's just been overhyped b'coz grill powah.

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[–] My_Name_Is_Bad 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That was my initial reaction but then some sjw's were whining about it not being enough of that so I figure it's probably got a chance of being decent.

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[–] LinearLayout 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It was just OK. My mom liked it so that's all that mattered lol.

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[–] daxs_dick [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Well I'm lebanese so....

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[–] knightwarrior41 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Well I'm lebanese so....

talked to a Lebanese chick online a couple of years ago. i was surprised in how western she sounded. and i will leave it at that

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[–] Cheesebooger 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

so?? That's exactly why I don't like it. Jews are lame

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[–] knightwarrior41 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

she is a hot looking kike, i'd give her that

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[–] Crazie-Brotha 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The last movie i watched in theaters was Shin Godzilla. way better than a large majority of crap that gets shoved out of Hollywood's ass. can't wait til the bluray release.

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