Archived Guy with REEEEEESIST avatar asking gaf for girl advice. (archive.is)
submitted ago by Gaffots
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Archived on: 9/15/2017 10:00:00 AM
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Archived Guy with REEEEEESIST avatar asking gaf for girl advice. (archive.is)
submitted ago by Gaffots
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[–] hankhill7 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
She probably booked it the fuck out of there since the gaffot was sending creepy stalker signals. She dodged a bullet and now she won't end up chopped up in a freezer.
NeoGAF is the most pathetic site on the internet when it comes to girl advice and these types of threads are the definition of cringe.
RESIST!
[–] Timbo2 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Was just about to post this. The losers on that site are giving him horrible advice. He blew his shot. They think that asking a girl out is committing sexual assault.
Don't show up where she works or has lunch. That's creepy as fuck. Life isn't a romantic comedy. I hope he does though just so he can see how creeped out she gets.
[–] blahblahgafsucks 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Nah, I don't think he ever had a shot. Weird shy dudes are also generally off-putting and unattractive. This guy is almost certainly a pasty nerd. The girl just wanted someone to listen to her dumb stories and she knew within 5 seconds of talking to this guy on the plane that he would validate her entire existence for the next few hours. Easy pickings for her, and she gets to walk away from him at the baggage claim and not deal with his weirdness ever again.
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[–] blahblahgafsucks 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Of course. This "gorgeous" chick is undoubtedly the type who is used to constant validation from men, and she was bored on a flight and wanted her ego fed by the sad sack sitting next to her. He's just too inexperienced and naive to pick up on that and assumed that she wanted to fuck him.
[–] JohnnyPhatsaqs 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yuuuuuuup. I never give those bitches the time of day. I'll be polite, but I won't engage much. My wife more than takes care of my needs. I don't care if some random hot bitch walks away from me not feeling wanted.
Attitude turns a 10 in to a 2 real fuckin quick.
[–] My_Name_Is_Bad 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
RAPE! How dare you notice her looks, literally eye-rape.
[–] stranger117 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
What a pussy
[–] SyntheticWatermelon 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
110% chance he's autistic and has the social skills of a traffic cone.
[–] Yawnz 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
So he was flying back home but suddenly was on a plane heading to a conference in a small town where apparently his future ex soulmate lives? Mkay.
[–] JohnnyPhatsaqs 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Girls tend to not like wispy little awkward faggots.
[–] Gaffots [S] ago
Girls tend to like not getting murdered.