Archived Should I Keep Zippy In Her Cage For Another Year? (neogaf.com)
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Archived Should I Keep Zippy In Her Cage For Another Year? (neogaf.com)
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[–] Rabidfish88 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Imagine having a gaffot for a dad.
"Daddy you said you would play tea party with me!"
"Sorry honey they're saying some mean things about Sony right now on Neogaf and the company needs me to defend their honor for at least the next 10 hours!"
[–] GaffLaff 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"For the last time, no more tea parties! I have to make you love things girls don't typically enjoy so I can use you as anecdotal evidence in my internet arguments."
[–] ThisIsWhoWeR ago
"Where's your strap-on phallus?! I told you to stop taking it off!"
[–] ThisIsWhoWeR ago (edited ago)
Then his daughter turns into a teenage whore from all the neglect, and his only concern is that she's inhaling patriarchal, cishet white male cock.