Archived Beep boop I have to go to a family event and socialize with humans. Gaf, help! (archive.is)
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Archived Beep boop I have to go to a family event and socialize with humans. Gaf, help! (archive.is)
submitted ago by wigson
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[–] JohnnyPhatsaqs 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
And yet I'm sure he believes that his political opinions and social views are beyond reproach
[–] kingcuck 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
This has to be a 10 year old right?
[–] UncleDoug 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
"if I don't know anyone"; what at a family gathering? Is this his first time out of the basement?
Probably rocks up to the family reunion on his fag chariot
Ohh wait too much credit, he getting a lift in his mums car and will play his gameboy in the back seat.
Cant even be a normal adult for what is presumably a 45min-1hr transit. Beep Booping off the scales here.
[–] Somehumanmale 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Just take the Vita with you, claim a stomach bug and play it on the shitter the whole time. PROBLEM SOLVED
[–] [deleted] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
[–] ThisIsWhoWeR ago
"my wife's son"
[–] BillBugle 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
got to be a troll, his next post after being too much of a spaz to talk to family is how he will hit on cousins friends but only if they are attractive enough
[–] Sea_of_Nothingness 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Gets even better. Someone actually calls him out on exactly this, that he can't socialize but he's going to talk girls into one night stands. GGs. But now the plot twist. "Going after some dudes, actually. I like girls but no way could I get my way into ones pants if I tried. Guys however, I think I could manage :) "
[–] 5402061? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
These threads are just painful.
I don't hardly go to GAF anymore unless I am seeing a link from here. This loser is like every douchebag I knew in high school & college, who was too fucking good to say hi in the hallways or had some kind of social phobia, but thought he was above everyone else.
His 3DS or Vita line makes me want to choke this motherfucker.
[–] ThisIsWhoWeR 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I thought that headline said "sodomize" and I thought, "but the degenerates should love that."