I was laughing and meming along and my friend just crashed into my room, screaming about modup. He saw my posts on voat and put 2 and 2 together and figured out out was me, read what I said about modofinil and then rushed in here and shoved it up my ass (I guess it's a suppository too). It hit me immediately. GUYS. I'm super crazy smart now! I feel like you guys don't even understand me because I'm so much smarter than you now. Totally not just sugar and cocaine up my ass. Believe it!
Tl;dr: my friend shoving modofinil up my ass ended up being the best day of my life.
That means (too long didn't read) for all you non modofinil boofers.