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[–] smallpotatoes 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

@PntBtr

Senegal comes begging to trump.

We don't have a lot of money but we're allies and we're serious contributors to peace on the African continent. Would you consider letting us have the following?

A contingent of the A10 thunderbolts Some F-16s Some Q1 predators Some UH 1N Twin Hueys Some AH1 Super Cobras

In return we totally consider action in some coalition of the willing stuff in Africa...

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[–] smallpotatoes 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

We graciously accept your offer of the Hueys.

25 million for 5* A-10 thunderbolts 25 million for 5* F16s 5 million for 5* AH-1 SuperCobras

total offer 55 million US dollars

Do me a lemon, Senegalese negotiators argue that you're not going to be able to sell your stock of these and that this is not current generation tech so this doesn't significantly threaten modern allied forces if this tech gets out.

They further posit that the new offer of the money combined with Senegalese good will and new leaning toward a muscular military policy directed at trouble spots in Africa will benefit the US long term.

EDIT PS we buy everything you have listed for 1 dollar.

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[–] smallpotatoes 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You're selling several of these for a dollar... how about those =)?

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[–] Boukert 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You keep offering us weapons, does this mean your president is lifting the sanctions on Russia?

My oh my comrade @jobes the USA seems to be coming to it's senses!

[m] Sorry been busy with work last few days:

Nice list and sales pitch I do have 1 point:

  • F-35 variants are 138 million usd with engine new, and only sold to partners in the project. (I know those are expensive motherfuckers!)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_Martin_F-35_Lightning_II#Procurement_and_international_participation <--- partners

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[–] Boukert 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

[M] Awwww party pooper! And here I thought we had something special going on :(

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[–] pwn 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Sweden does not need weapons. The multicultural Swedes have no need for violence.

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[–] RedViiper 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

[M] Mauritania will sell you Rape Helmets. You wear them on your butt.

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[–] herminipper 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Australia is asking for 40 F-35s

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[–] herminipper 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That should be alright.

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[–] josemon 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Peru's fight against the drug cartels could be greatly enhanced with about 10 V-22 Osprey. We, however, find the prices to be a bit beyond our reach. Is there any way could negotiate something?

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[–] ashekchum 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Any helicopters besides the Osprey? They are too big for use on my ships.

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[–] ashekchum 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

There isn't really anything Iceland wants right now, we need medium sized utility helicopters, more really for search and rescue.

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[–] ashekchum 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Hypothetically, if a nation with a long history of military ties to the US, like Iceland for example, where to ask for an off-the-books nuclear weapon in the 50 kilotonne range, with the promise it wouldn't be used offensively, cost, not necessarily cash.

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[–] ashekchum 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

[M] Yeah it looks really long and complicated, thanks for using many kinds that is something I like in posts

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