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[–] BucktailBarry 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Stop saying "woke."

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Woke on Christmas morning. Best Christmas ever!

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[–] BucktailBarry 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Lol

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[–] jerry [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Is that incorrect grammer?

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[–] awshidahak 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It's slang for "agrees with my politics", and he's saying "stop saying woke" as a reference to people being sick of people using it in that way.

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[–] PolybiusPizza 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Lol, 'Ok you shitlords! The presents got delivered! Time to stop acting like I give a shit about what y'all think!'

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[–] jerry [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Life sucks but it does build character

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[–] tanukihat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My parents distracted us by letting us open our stockings as soon as we got up. This way, we got to start in on the festivities while my parents had time to sleep in, wake up, and get coffee.

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, my folks did the same. Sneaked it at some point during the night and left mini Santa Sacks on the ends of our beds with small gifts (Han in Hoth Gear FTW) to chill us the fuck out when we woke up.

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[–] solar_flare 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yes, and I could hardly fall asleep on Christmas Eve. At least my parents had some mercy and put out a few plain sight gift I could mess around with until they got up.

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[–] jerry [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Boo ya. Unwrapped presents that santa left. I member dat shit. Merry Christmas

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[–] l23r 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Nope. When I was really young, my mom and dad went to my grandpas (moms side) place on the night of the 25th. We didn't even have a tree to put stuff under. After that, Christmas was different every year, due to my moms work schedule and me going to my dads place every other year on the 24th or 25th... I was more excited about the time off of school than anything, but then would get bored because nobody was free to play and there was nothing good on TV because everything was Christmas specials.

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[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I remember that. I also remember having to wait and wake up my own kids every fucking year because I would be up at 5 or 6 and they would not roll out until; 8 or 9 if I let them. Dammit, I wrapped this shit and stayed up late putting it under the tree. Least you can do is be exceited to get it.

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[–] BrokenArts 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I'd sneak down stairs multiple times through out the night. Look everything over, saw many a big gifts waiting. Youngest of 7 kids, good times, good times.

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