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[–] Scandinavian [S] 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] Empire_of_the_mind 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

lol this shit was so transparent. clearly almost all of the comments are part of the campaign.

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[–] TheDude2 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

They can lie when they advertise like this because they pretend it's not from Amazon. They don't even mention the 200 dollar a year fee.

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[–] princess_bubblegum 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

"proceed to grocery shop at competitive prices."

you blew it.

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[–] MaunaLoona 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I bet Amazon sent out a department-wide email with something like "Hey guys, if you have a reddit account please share your Amazon Prime experience in this thread!"

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[–] TAThatBoomerang 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

I was going to say that this was just clever marketing since it's kind of meme:y; looking at the comments tells another story though.

(That's right, I just used a semicolon in a sentence. I studied half an hour yesterday on how to do it, be proud of me mom!)

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[–] Scandinavian [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Haha :)

The Oatmeal taught me in five minutes; he's brilliant!

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon

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[–] Mylon 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I read that and all I could think about was how many superfluous commas he used. Commas, like semicolons, are meant to join fragments together and are not suited for breaking up otherwise complete sentences.

When dinosaurs agree on something, they'll often high five one another; dinosaurs are all about high fives.

The section before the comma is not a complete sentence and thus the comma is inappropriate; the sentence works fine without it.

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[–] Deathstalker 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Or there's the I ordered X on Amazon and received an entire box of them by mistake posts.

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[–] Master-Blaster 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

What is a rape kit comprised of? Leather gloves, duct tape, and a mask?

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[–] Scandinavian [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Do you mean /r/hailcorporate?

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[–] the_spectre 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

CHEESE FOR THE CHEESE GOD. MONEY FOR THE MONEY GOD.

OBEY.

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[–] ABastionOfFreeSpeech 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES

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[–] GreatWhiteNorth 4 points 8 points (+12|-4) ago 

And now the ad is getting a bunch of attention here on Voat. Good work marketing team!

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[–] Scandinavian [S] 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

You haven't been on Voat for long if you're accusing me of stuff like that.

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[–] Al_Rubyx 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Mods removed it actually.

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[–] Scandinavian [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Ahaha, they did? I guess the people calling them out on it became bad ad spend for Amazon.

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[–] Subtenko 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

imagine if that happened with every ad. Everyone took to twitter "yulp, I see ____ tryin to work up that reddit hive train, im shocked and offended and somehow find it racist! " 5min later ad pulled lol

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[–] Empire_of_the_mind 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

not for being an ad, however...

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[–] tubeless_sunday 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"[–]IDontEvenOwn_A_Gun 208 points 2 hours ago

I discovered prime now is available in my area. I was wide awake at 5am and realized I had next to nothing in the fridge. I was starting to feel hungry and I knew I'd want breakfast in a few hours. I download the app in bed and proceed to grocery shop at competitive prices. The only real extra cost was the tip for the delivery guy, but since it was my first purchase I got a 10 dollar credit, so that covered the tip. Lo and behold, 8:30ish I'm woken up with a knock at the door, and there's some guy with my haul of groceries. Amazing. A knock knock alarm clock and a morning feast! I've only used it the once, the accessibility and ease made me uncomfortable, I felt like I was using a service not meant for my income bracket..."

AHHAHAHA

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[–] Subtenko 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

funny, but maybe its like those similar spoof reviews on amazon. like it'll be a review for a spatula and it'll say something like

"my friends, by no means do i intent to be obnoxious but THIS IS THE BEST FUKIN SPATULA EVARRRR. This morning I was cooking a steak, cuz im cool like that, and I saw a spider. I smash the deadly arachnid specimen, and the spatula did not even bend. As a matter of fact, the stainless property of the spatula left no trace of guts, so I went right ahead and fliped my steaks! No clean up required! Its a wonder this spatulas arent used as murder weapons!"

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