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[–] HoneyNutStallmans [S] 2 points 98 points (+100|-2) ago 

Start digging your own graves, because you're going to die of alcohol poisoning.

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[–] 9-11 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago  (edited ago)

bonus points:

https://unreddit.com/r/news/comments/3spi33/shootings_reported_in_central_paris/

deleted comments version

(works with any reddit comment url, just add "un" and make it unreddit.com/r/im14andcensorshipisdope)

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[–] HoneyNutStallmans [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Doesn't work

"connection to reddit failed"

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[–] freedumbz 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Are you trying to kill us?

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[–] destinthegreat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Weird comments are deleted. One of them asking why shooting was in quotation too. Whats the rationale behind that?

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[–] muniea 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I can't even.

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[–] Fagtardicus 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

attempted it with pisswater, still died

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[–] Javik2186 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Yet, Bear Grylls survives.

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[–] Trust_it 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'm from wisconsin. Challenge accepted

[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] HoneyNutStallmans [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You think I don't plan to reap the maximum amount of SCP and CCP that I can?

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

Reads the title, takes challange, types 2sec later from the grave.

[–] [deleted] 2 points 10 points (+12|-2) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] 9-11 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] NikoMyshkin 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Apparently "Mod" is short for "Mohammed". top kek

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[–] Evileddie13 6 points 27 points (+33|-6) ago 

I hate Islam. We should nuke Mecca.

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[–] HeavyBrain 2 points 11 points (+13|-2) ago 

No.

First we create flying pigs and send them on kamikaze mission to hit this gay black thing with their heads and cover it in blood THEN we going to nuke it, we have to wait a year thought, you know till there is another pilgrimage.

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[–] g-j-a 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

I don't want to blow it up. I want to drop a frozen mass of pigs guts and shit dead center on it. Big enough to crush it.

And then laugh as it melts all over their oh-so-precious altar-of-the-pedophile. Fuck 'em.

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[–] Cynabuns 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

*sighs

*fires up stomach pump

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You kinky bastard, why do you have a stomach pump ready at hand?

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[–] 6double5321 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] harddrive 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They don't call him Cynabuns for nothing 😉

[–] [deleted] 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

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[–] dildonkers 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Reddit: "You're forgetting the real victims in this crisis, the attackers!"

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[–] Sops 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

How badly must they have been persecuted to force them to act out this way?

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[–] HoneyNutStallmans [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Is it sad that I totally expect this to happen?

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[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

But I don't want to die.

[–] [deleted] 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

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[–] HoneyNutStallmans [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

There is always tomorrow

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[–] thenerd 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'm typing this from beyond the grave! I died of alcohol poisoning.

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