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[–] FilmMakingShitlord 1 points 174 points (+175|-1) ago 

Best comment:

Do you remember when subreddits were getting banned with no notice with the reason given was brigading? And then when people pointed out SRS, the bullshit response was that SRS is barely active anymore and brigading isn't a thing they do?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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[–] weezkitty 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It makes me happy to see the SRS commenters got downvoted though

[–] [deleted] 0 points 98 points (+98|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] FPSFairy 0 points 56 points (+56|-0) ago 

Humor is a tool of the patriarchy.

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[–] jaceame 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

Happiness is a tool of the patriarchy.

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[–] Sith-Jin 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

I was thinking the same. I've realised lately that guys are becoming g a lot more timid because of these kinds of accusations and just normal sexual acts start making them question whether it's rape or not.

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[–] Womb_Raider 2 points 7 points (+9|-2) ago 

I think gender division is a device by the people calling the shots to limit population growth, but I could be wrong. Seems all too coerced to me, though.

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[–] Sydviciouz 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If their relationship is anything like mine, I bet you they're laughing together while he's showing her the comments.

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[–] Strazdas 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

considering that the guy is still very much 200 points above and people calling rape are mostly downvoted, id say thats a pretty poor brigade. Personally never saw SRS brigade the subs i go to but perhaps thats just the subs i go to. A lot of people are quick to call brigading, though. I remmeber when a sub was banned for brigading simply because members who are of it and of another subreddit (people can be members of two subreddits, apperently thats incomprehensible to admins) didnt like what one mod said about the other sub and downvoted.

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[–] RedSocks157 1 points 63 points (+64|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Pinned her arms down and kept going? Literally every girl I've ever had sex with is into that. It's literally one of the most normal things. But that's the point isn't it...anything can turn into an accusation of rape.

Looks like they managed to cow the poor guy into believing he is a monster. Fuck these people. Just another man ashamed of being a man after being told he's a vile, horrible person for doing something totally normal ESPECIALLY within the context of a relationship. The only thing that got raped here is his confidence and self-esteem.

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[–] NikoMyshkin 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

spot on: the only rape here is the one SRS committed against an entirely innocent (AND SEXUALLY HEALTHY) man

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[–] Pwning4Ever 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Feminist dont have sex /thread

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[–] Strazdas 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Feminists are the new cat ladies

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[–] shmuklidooha 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The only way they can have sex without crying rape is if the man does nothing but apologise the entire time.

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[–] MCVoat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And a new goat is born

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[–] paradox42 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

And these are probably the same tumburinas that complain that men act like boys now days because they're not willing to approach women, and are timid.

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[–] hunt_the_fatties [S] 0 points 48 points (+48|-0) ago 

If anyone thinks I'm joking, the word "rape" and its variations show up over 150 times.

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[–] Novius 0 points 105 points (+105|-0) ago 

That's not okay. Maybe she changed her mind a second later and again consented, but pinning her down and refusing to disengage is rape. He may have only (only?) raped her for a few seconds but he still raped her.

..ladies, don't let your men stutter-rape you millions of separate times during sex while you schrodinger's consent. That's not okay.

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[–] FuckRedditInTheAss 0 points 47 points (+47|-0) ago 

On Wall Street, it's called 'High Frequency Raping'.

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[–] Wolfbeckett 0 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I think these people secretly just want to have sex with the guy from the old Verizon commercials.

"Can I keep fucking you now? Good! Can I keep fucking you now? Good! Can I keep fucking you now? Good!"

They're so uncomfortable with their own sexuality that they can't do it all unless consent is explicitly given every few seconds along the way (which granted still means they only have to get consent a few times, but still).

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[–] 2448601 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

schrodinger's consent

http://i.imgur.com/9p8fnUi.gif

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[–] CalicoDan 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

When do you get into the realm of decimal rapes? Does 3 seconds during the whole act count as 0.4 of a rape or what?

[–] [deleted] 0 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] The_Penis_Wizard 0 points 57 points (+57|-0) ago 

They're fat feminists. Obviously no one is fucking them.

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[–] NikoMyshkin 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

also: their definition of rape extends to every single time a penis (or anything else used by anyone else) is inserted into any vagina, ever. therefore their choice of partners reduces to people who don't mind being accused of false rape.

basically they won't stop harping on about 'rape' until all that's left is a form feminist-approved ultra-vanilla molly-coddling sex that's so sterile that all men would prefer masturbation.

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[–] MaunaLoona 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago 

SRS is overwhelmingly white males.

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[–] FeelinFroggy 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

"We shall have intercourse?"

"Yes, consent given."

"Fantastic."

"I changed my mind."

"I am rapist, now. Goodbye, gender-that-associates-with-female-genitals, I must leave out of shame."

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[–] Beers 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Wait, you guys don't scan IDs and get signatures as a sign of consent? You just ask?

Damn, that makes things a lot easier. Is that legal?

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[–] epik- 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They're adults with the mentality of a child. They've been given a free pass and encouragement to throw tantrums, yet there is no sane shit left to complain about. This political correct shit will keep going on and get more extreme until they get a metaphorical spanking.

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

They have so little action thyt it propably does.

And thats coming from someone like me.

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[–] lamecustomgifs 1 points 27 points (+28|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Edit: Removed comment. Yep.

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[–] Rommel79 6 points 12 points (+18|-6) ago 

Uhhh, no.

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[–] FilmMakingShitlord 2 points 13 points (+15|-2) ago 

Hey man, don't shame people for their kinks. If it's between consensual adults why does it matter?

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[–] cynoclast 3 points 11 points (+14|-3) ago 

The mature response is 'not my kink', bro.

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[–] threelite 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

One girl I was with insisted that men could not pee with boners, however when asked if I should prove her wrong, she declined.

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[–] Donbuster 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

that seems to be a common misconception.

To set the record straight, ladies, we men can piss with boners... We just can't AIM with boners.

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[–] MGTOW_Xui 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I can pee with a boner.

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[–] Sideshow_Bob 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It takes a lot of concentration to pee through a boner.

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[–] FeelinFroggy 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

A little practice never hurt.

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[–] pingas-9000 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Are you cr1tikal?

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[–] middle_path 1 points 24 points (+25|-1) ago 

The people claiming rape have never had sex. Women yell stop all the time when they laugh. She probably just wanted to get her herself together so she could take the sex seriously, obviously the guy did not care and him pinning her down probably helped her orgasm. Fucking feminist have no idea most females have a fetish for forceful sex from a guy they find attractive. The sad thing is that it does boarder on rape and gets a lot of guys in trouble.

Basically women just fucking love contractions.

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[–] jobes 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Basically women just fucking love contractions.

I think you mean contradictions. Ask any mother what she thought about her contractions while giving birth and it will not be love :p

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[–] fila 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I think he meant constrictions.

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[–] Draegur 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

contractions are a component of the female orgasm, soooo.... yes, women do love contractions o_o

but they also love contradictions.

and constriction. It's an instinctive thing.

The important thing is to know your partner and make sure everything is cool BEFORE starting.

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[–] middle_path 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Fucking autocorrect

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Fucking feminist have no idea most females have a fetish for forceful sex

I cant get sex so I trun bitter, obiviously everyone is feeling exactly like me.

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[–] NikoMyshkin 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

it's a dark side of human sexuality, but it really, is there. the things I've had women ask me to do during sex, the things they've told me they fantasize about. the LUST in their eyes and voices as they said it.

holy fucking shit it made me realise how white-knighted society had made me.

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[–] ddd 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

you can't talk sense into whiteknight SRS-ers

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[–] Scandinavian 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

That thread is a hilarious mess. This response to an SRS'er is glorious:

GUYS I'M SERIOUS CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT ME BREAKING THE RULES THIS IS REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT SO IMPORTANT THAT I HAVE THE RIGHT TO INTERJECT IT ANY TIME AND ANYWHERE

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I saw that, lol.

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